Welpy Poo

Welpy quelpy poo is my favorite huggy wuggy buddy, everyone should love and give him kissy wissys

I Love my Welpy Poo

by Wakey Wakey Lake and Bakey December 20, 2023

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Casey Pooing

The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh

A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!

by DaPlonkBoi February 5, 2024

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.

"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."

by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023

Poo

A human faeces

Jayden smith: I’m a homo
Me: I know
Me: ew I stood in poo

by Jayjay_gaygay November 25, 2023

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023