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Town bum

A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home
by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022
mugGet the Town bummug.

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.
"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene
by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025
mugGet the bene bummug.

bum creame

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks
by princess_harry April 19, 2021
mugGet the bum creamemug.

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
mugGet the Bum Crumpetsmug.

BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^
Im BUM and I live in a box!
by tardwoot January 25, 2011
mugGet the BUMmug.

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
by King_rar March 8, 2025
mugGet the Bum Blanched Boomerangmug.

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom
Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it
mugGet the Pener in the Bummug.

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