Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."

by TKMG March 8, 2024

Brain dead

MRA

Your literally brain dead
Your literally MRA.

by Yo boi chips ahoy March 26, 2020

Dead ass

This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.

Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!

Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!

by Sebrome December 28, 2024

I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

pre-dead

Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring

I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.

by Tammy righting June 12, 2021

Dead Game

League of Legends Wildrift

Wildbrief plokers are so obsessed with dead game.

by ml plokers April 12, 2023

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021