Ice juice

When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice

"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."

by PapaTop April 2, 2020

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Ice Hutt

A women's pussy who hasn't gotten a lot of male attention.

Wow, it's been so long since she's had sex she's now an Ice Hutt!

by andtittiesobiesan May 27, 2018

Jelly in the icing

When you ejaculate in a woman who is currently on her period resulting in a mix of blood and semen.

She couldn't wait, so she got jelly in the icing.

by Captpicklechips November 11, 2025

Double Ice Mack

A corrupt police officer. Etymology: pol-ICE off-ICE-r + mack.

Don't ever mess with a double ice mack.

by Guest Services May 9, 2017

Ice dog 99

When you pump the Mr Whippy ice cream for a flake 99 into a willing and joyful participant’s gaping arsehole, then top with a classic Cadbury’s Flake

‘Hey baby you wanna try the ol’ Ice Dog 99?’

by I just love dickshunries May 2, 2025

Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional

• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”

by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025