Michael

My Beloved <3

Michael is a beautiful bean.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael J Caboose

A character in red vs blue, he is a member of the blue team. He is umm a loveable idiot. One of my favorite Characters, he cracks me up!

Agent Wash: Caboose toss that grenade. Caboose throws it. Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time. Michael J Caboose: not my fault someone put a wall in my way

by Hairy batman 117 April 7, 2021

Michael

Michael is the most extraordinary guy in the world you will ever meet. He will become the air that you breath in and he will be the reason why your heart keeps beating. He's one of a kind. When you meet a michael you will fall madly in love with him. You become like a magnet to him. You will crave a addiction for Michael you won't be able to stay away even if he has a girlfriend already. He will be the man of your dreams the light of your life . Michelle tend to be wild but stick around for him long enough show him you are there for him and he will love you like no other, he will love you more than life itself. But one bad thing Michaels don't like to be alone so once you leave he will have Replace someone to feel you in while you are gone. Becareful because Michaels tend to brake hearts but he such a good lover you'll keep going back like a dummy.

Michael will show you how to be free how to love like you never loved before

by R* aireola April 16, 2021

Michael

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!

Is that Michael? He’s so amazing !

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Michael

I caring person who only cares about minecraft and cheese

Michael is gay

by CLumsyPandali073 April 23, 2021

Pulling a Michael

“Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.

Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:

Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/

by emilyissingle April 24, 2021