Shower with your girlfriend day
by anonymous May 30, 2024
Get the May 30thmug. 
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug. friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*
by machary May 7, 2022
Get the May 10mug. This is a human who spends her life round toms and only comes home for a 3 hour bath then fucks of to toms again
by Majdieb January 8, 2017
Get the Lucy may boardmanmug. go spend some time with someone you miss, dead or alive, find a way to spend time with them, yes, the person you just thought of, them, ask them!
by salty seashell May 21, 2024
Get the may 21stmug. Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.
Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.
by Bimbish May 1, 2024
Get the Emma-maymug.