National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

National eat in class day

Hi

Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!

by August21 September 10, 2025

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

eat books

Panamanian way of saying that you have either to study or read a lot. This only applies to these two actions.

This week I have three tests, I am going to eat books like I never did before.

by Justzalez October 15, 2022

eating a McChicken

the most vile thing u can do to your body.

“eating a McChicken last night was the WORST thing i could’ve done to my bowels, my jokes still burning.”

by ruthismisreal May 18, 2023

Eats rizza

It means that a person is extremely good at rizz . They just used the rizza to make it sound like a food item that just denotes that the person has a crazy rizz

Example: bro eats rizza for breakfast

by Holasoydora69 May 9, 2023

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves

“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024