by B.ucum August 26, 2021
BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.
Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....
Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....
by The wrong one T April 17, 2020
Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew
by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022
Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.
Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.
Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.
"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"
"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"
"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"
"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"
"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"
by Crhubarb February 22, 2020
A "bum tum" is referring to a stomach ache.
"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"
"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"
"Hey Josh, I can’t make it to your bar mitzvah 2nite"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"
by Funky smells August 13, 2023
The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021