the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
person 1: yo who's that
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
by Bellend34 November 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug. is a god and can´t be beat by anyone. He embodies gold and money. In his hole life he will be very successful.
Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump
He is a God in everything
Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump
He is a God in everything
by ConorTrump January 2, 2017
Get the Alexmug. 
by Real Alberto July 5, 2022
Get the Alex and randy are not really friendsmug. Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. stupid alex!
by notalexasds October 19, 2020
Get the alexmug.