Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

Alex

Kid named finger

Hello class! Today we are gonna finger paint
Kid named finger(Alex):

by Expbasen August 15, 2022

Alex Werner

Asked out Marina that one time and was rejected.

“Did you hear???”
“What? That Alex Werner got rejected by Marina? Yea I heard that”

by Mckyp123 August 16, 2022

Alex

A dickhead who wont give the homies a kiss goodnight and also is racsit

Person 1 : Hey alex!
Alex : Fuck you you stupid bitch you ni-

by Rbwjsjs August 17, 2022

Alex Presuel

Idrk know him tbh but from what I know he’s an interesting guy I guess

I don’t know Alex Presuel

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Alex Dorpenberger

Chris Mclean

hey do you know "Alex Dorpenberger"

Yeh I know "Chris Mclean"

by petahh616161 August 19, 2022

An Alex

A person that doesnt know when he lost arguments and always thinks he wins something even tho he lost

He is such an alex he lost but it still going.

by Ghost1243 August 20, 2022