A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.
by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025
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A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.
“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”
by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025
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