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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee
Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah
by piss tendon September 25, 2022
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sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
by chef Miles March 11, 2012
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a yummy and delicouse sandwich

a man gently rubbing piece of bread around his dick and adding ingrdients to attract women
bob:dam that girl makes a yummy and delicouse sandwich
by penis driver July 9, 2012
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Slommy Sandwich

When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.
Me and my girl made an extra messy slommy sandwich between our buns last night
by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025
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Sandwich

Someone who is being really annoying. This person either won't shut up or won't stop being dumb
You're such a sandwich.

Shut up you sandwich.
by azkubus February 8, 2023
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eating a sandwich

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
by noahnknows March 14, 2024
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