POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

poop staber

a man named Mark hunter or dale hunter who make people like me waste our money on seasons tickets to watch a family renunion. a poop staber is a gay term. i used it there because i h8 the hunters

dylan hunter is a poop staber

by hunter sucks September 13, 2004

poop staber

a poop staber is a male who can only think about anal sex with his lover. the f-f-f-f-f-f fag unit are all a bunch of poop staber people

john vincent is and example of a poop staber

by brandan Van Asseldonk September 13, 2004

poop dick

A fake name used to prank the Dianetics hotline. *67-1-800-367-8788
Dedicated to Justin Ukasick.

"Dianetics Hotline, can I help you?"
"Hi my name is Poop Dick, I got poop on my dick."

by David Marks September 4, 2008

Poop Sneeze

When one has a massive need to take a dump, but upon arrival at the toilet. The need goes away.

I had a poop sneeze.

by Tdolph December 2, 2010

poop rice

The act of pooping out cocaine that was hidden in one's buttox to get it through airport security

party man#1: did you poop rice today?
party man #2: ya i did it a Dulles Airport
Party man #1: now we can get totally STONED!!!!!!

by j-rock$$$ July 10, 2011

cool poop

somthing thats interesting or cool

you just got a new skate board thats so cool poop.

by DeA835 April 18, 2010