MAY 15

May 15 is national ass pic day.

Your Girlfried/Boyfriend ist supposed to send you an ass pic.

Girl:"Today is May 15, you know what that means"
Boy:"view picture"

by GreenMango04 May 15, 2024

hit me with the Billy Mays

Billy Mays ending phrase "But wait, There's more!"

I thought I was done, but my supervisor hit me with the Billy Mays

by ChrisHandsShakes July 26, 2025

May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy

Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol

by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

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May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022

May 10

The best day to be born on. If you are, you are loved and special and a massive chance that you'll work at Hooters or Femboy Hooters <3

Guy one: Ryan is born on May 10
Guy Two: He's gonna work at hooters then

by GayPerson1010 October 13, 2021