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Chris

Biggest bitch and crybaby usually has a small penis and sucks dick for free
by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
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Chris

A gay fag with a 1 inch wonder normally a fat music student who is the physical form of cancer. He is a deformed retard.
DAVE:He’s such a Chris

ADAM:fuck ikr he’s a nigger faggot
by Mother ducker May 21, 2018
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chris

hij is echt een chris niemand mag hem
by chrisisgayaf March 28, 2022
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Chris

Has a 26 pack and Miguel is mad and also the funniest person on the world and the best person on the world
Chris is the best and way better than Miguel
by Dr Chris June 20, 2019
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Chris pope

Fat 50 year old virgin
by Whale Gina July 28, 2022
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Chris

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a very cute guy yes and his personality is great. But chris is a guy who will either get your hopes up or break your heart when you are tied around his finger. He is a very smart guy and act like he doesnt know you after you break up. He breaks up with you for so many stupid reasons. Then he will get with another girl. My advice dont date a chris.
Hey have you seen chris lately
I'm not trying to get my heart broken again
by Heyyyraine January 25, 2020
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