bag whore

the person who holds/carries the bags for their friends

person 1: you're gonna carry this for me
person 2: why am i the bag whore?

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

poison bag

A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.

The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.

Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.

1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag

2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags

3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow

4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison

by Bag man August 25, 2013

Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

Sand Bagging

The act of blocking someone's movement in a video game, typically by standing in front of them.

Carly was sand bagging her teammates.

by Bishop!! October 13, 2022

Bag Fumbler

A community of producers that originated from Mai's discord server and became a music making collective on the SoundCloud platform releasing beat tapes. Mostly canonised with being extremely horny (down bad), sad and inclusive into their family-like community. They are friendly and have gained a fair amount of popularity, both good and bad.

He is sad and sampling old jazz music in the dark, battling beat block; that is probably a bag fumbler.
I cannot escape the fumbler disease!

by Grey Franko December 2, 2021

bag and rag

Put a bag over an ugly persons head and then have sex with them.

This is usually done to someone who has a nice body but an ugly face.

Male 1: Kylie has a sexy body but her face is ugly. What do I do?

Male 2: You should bag and rag her

by Elephant In Heels July 14, 2017

Cashew Bag

a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.

Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010