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Chris

A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019
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chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}
brooo your sooo like chris
by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018
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chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody
by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020
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Chris

Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.
"Chris is so cute!"
"Did you hear that joke he made about 7?"

"I think I like Chris.."
by ValerieStar March 30, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a guy who lives in california illegally
Be careful chris
by itbemeyo December 31, 2017
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Chris

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
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