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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here
Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024
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rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
by bearfanatic September 9, 2014
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Bear .S

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.
Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!
by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020
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Ohio rizzly bear

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Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job
Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024
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Mud Bear

A Caucasian man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women
"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"
by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022
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