Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.

mani! your girl a teddy bear...

by lybacsvo August 22, 2023

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. May 31, 2018

Teddy Bear

Type of gay (or mlm) man who is chubby, but small and almost hairless. Cuddly like a teddy bear, not as big or hairy as a standard 'Bear'.

My boyfriend is the cutest Teddy Bear you'll ever see! He's very huggable.

by Mr Creemy August 24, 2021

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Teddy Bear

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

by #Leonardo The Vinci April 13, 2020

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021