A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025
Get the Hope you get spoilt rottenmug. by archivista January 17, 2018
Get the five will get you tenmug. "Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
Get the You are what you get injured bymug. This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019
Get the Calm down before you get knocked downmug. .9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 7, 2025
Get the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug. by H811 March 1, 2022
Get the Koe will get you homemug.