Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

by MeanTheBean February 25, 2022

High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

holding your ass tight

The person who wants to hide their ethnicity to achieve or get somewhere where ethnic varieties are seldom found and this person would typically step on or over somebody like him to get social status desired Like ice cube explains in Oreo cookie

Look bro you ain't white quit holding your ass tight.

by avgaginggal May 7, 2016

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

stop talking out your ass

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.

Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

by The Grand High Oreo November 3, 2014