bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009

Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa May 22, 2011

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

wedding friends

A person or people you meet at a wedding, become best friends with them for the whole weekend, and then never speak to them again.

Nah they were just wedding friends

by PTAndersonFan August 16, 2010

wedding bang

To have sexual intercourse during someone else's wedding ceremony.

"Aye Rachel, do you want to have a quick wedding bang? This ceremony is boring"

by fckingdraagons June 3, 2015

Wedding

The union of two people normally a man and a woman together after the Man brings out a ring and goes on his knees and asked the woman if she wants to marry him and then they plan the wedding. A wedding is a formal occasion so people wear formal clothes.The Men becomes the Groom at the wedding and the woman is the Bride.

Winter/Fall wedding Attire
Grooms clothes: Tuxedo version : a tuxedo with tails and a bowtie, Suit version: A dress shirt with a black tie and dress pants and a jacket and dress shoes and pocket square

Brides clothes: A dress that is white and big with many layers
Men Guests : A tuxedo with a tie instead of a bow tie

Women guests: A dress but with only one layer

Spring Attire

Groom: A suit with a rose coloured tie and a flower in the pocket instead of a pocket square
Bride: A rose spring dress with tons of flowers
Men guests: A dress shirt and any colour tie other than rose

Women guests: A dress of a difference colour of the bride and no flowers

Beach wedding
Groom: A dress shirt and a tie of any colour with a pocket square no jacket
Bride: Any dress that teaches there feet
Men guests: A dress shirt with no silk tie or bowtie ties are optional but all ties have to be a knitted type
Women Guests: Any office dress

At a wedding the Bride and groom make vows to each other put on the wedding ring and then someone does a speech and then they kiss this will be the start of a new relationship and then they cut the wedding cake and dance.

They are having a winter wedding

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole

Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier

by Ken Boner October 13, 2016