Overstaying your Welcome

Lego Batman

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.

by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023

hello Peter welcome to fortnite

What joe Biden said when he met Peter Griffin for the first time

Joe Biden: Hello Peter welcome to fortnite

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022

You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".

The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

by QuacksO November 9, 2023

Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.

Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.

by David Gent February 11, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome to the future

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.

It's lyrics are:

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017