A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.
Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.
by VickiDefiner February 13, 2009
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by Gopi D. January 31, 2004
by John February 09, 2004
1.A day when guys get skrooed for getting their girlfriend or whatever sumthin expensive when they probly wont even get laid and the girl will forget about the gift in about a week
girl:thanks for the giant bear
guy:OH YEA!lets go watch a movie
girl: dont even think about it!
guy:oh =(
guy:OH YEA!lets go watch a movie
girl: dont even think about it!
guy:oh =(
by Juantaunsoup February 16, 2004
A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
by MOo February 15, 2004