by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
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by NotTyson September 11, 2020
Get the Tyson Lewis mug.A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.
Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
by Olivehead September 20, 2018
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Tyson is strong willed only letting himself stand in front of him taking responsibility for his own short comings
by New day & age February 27, 2022
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by Cricket Man February 23, 2024
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