When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.
Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.
Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.
by berger321 November 18, 2014
"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
by ManTown February 17, 2012
A person that is so similar to you that they are like your twin especially in eating habits and personality
by 420buttstuff March 18, 2017
by Call barrio Matt February 23, 2022
two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.
"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
by chaos calls me December 15, 2021
Twin day is the day you celebrate your real twin or your twin as a title it can be celebrated on Fridays.
by FadedVampire1 October 24, 2019
When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
by RedEyeJedi420 April 06, 2016