Ruby Rose Turner

The most beautiful girl in the world, whose curly blonde hair you always want to run through your fingers, and whose dark brown eyes you can get lost in for hours on end. She has the best sense of humor and a massive heart, and she can cheer you up just by being her weird and energetic self.

Ruby Rose Turner is the love of my life.

by brendan.coyle2 May 21, 2021

community towel turner

someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.

hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"

by homowner12 February 9, 2009

Heidi Turner

a snicker licking stripper with long blonde stripper hair..

Did you see that stripper?

Yea I think that was a Heidi Turner.

by whoooty bahooty May 12, 2010

Turner Gill Syndrome

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).

1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!

by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

Turner Scott Syndrome

Named after the autistic fuckboy Turner Scott, this disease is known as sending provocative pictures of ones own genitalia to women. The victims of Turner Scott syndrome also show signs of wearing retarded clothes and showing signs of homosexuality.

Verb: Damn dude i just Turner Scott'd that chick, she sent my dick pics to everyone in school.

Noun: Wow that guy makes some poor decisions regarding pictures of his genitalia, he must have Turner Scott syndrome.

by Turner Scott Syndrome December 31, 2017

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003

eric turner-ing

slang for being a pussy. Someone with no spine what so ever. A person who will act like your best friend and then stab you in the back. Someone who is constantly vague-booking and speaks in riddles to avoid having to give you a straight answer.

Person A: Dude, James is really pissed off.

Person B: Why?
Person A: Brain was totally eric turner-ing when he quit the band last night and no one knows if he really did or not

by KarmaBiotch August 16, 2010