Trump

1. A loudmouth braggart who denies even the most obvious and undeniable truths as long as it makes them look good. A douche bag.

2. A micro-penis

1. Speaker: "I've been saying the earth is flat FOREVER. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Flat, flat, flat. I hope the Dems drive right of the edge."
Reporter: "Wow, what a trump this guy is!"

Lady Olena Tyrell: "Jeoffrey really was a trump."

2. Hooker: "Ok honey, take off those pants and let's....aww, what a cute little trump you've got! I can barely see it. Let me get my glasses."

by SaxDaddy May 28, 2018

The Trumps

When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.

I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.

by PluploaderSteve November 9, 2017

Trump

The worst person in the world, has a rotton mind, doesn't respect woman and children, RASIST

We need to get together to defeat him 😡

Girl: hey have you heard about trump
Boy: omg yes he is such a disgrace to this world

by Theflashlover_24 January 3, 2020

trump

To completely fuck up, through sheer ignorance and ineptitude.

Did you hear how Jim completely trumped everything up? What a dumbass.

by people89635 April 2, 2021

Trump

the dude who played the orange man in Home Alone 2

*watching Home Alone 2*
guy 1: ew who’s that ugly ass piece of shit?
guy 2: thats trump

by yourbisexualneighbor November 1, 2020

trump

To achieve office via first-past-the-post, in defiance of the popular vote.

'Hell, no, we're not the most popular, but we can trump our way in.'

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Trump

The hottest, most sexy orange you’ll ever see. And he has a shiny blonde mane that is probably crusty and Is probably a great kisser based off how enormous his lips are.

Trump is the worst and greatest president ever

by C4nesss October 21, 2021