a girls bestfriend after the man's testicle. Not just black women wear weave white and sometimes hispanics. *It very rare to see a hispanic with weave.*
KIKI: Girl, my hair gettin done friday! Cuz i can't keep doin this nappy ass shit!
AMAYA: Girl, I'm gettin weave in my head cuz SHIIIIIT! i cant keep do in this shit! *points to head*
AMAYA: Girl, I'm gettin weave in my head cuz SHIIIIIT! i cant keep do in this shit! *points to head*
by Nothing up here!!! January 06, 2018
When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.
In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 15, 2018
He’s weaving like piss!
by Cock waver July 24, 2023
1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch
2. some greasy haired bitch
by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 27, 2018
To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024