weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.

Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!

by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018

Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough

Weave is horse hair.

by High class person March 4, 2019

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

weaving

Weaving means "wearing". It's meant as a term to define associate style and passion closely with going out. Weaving delineates the mode or method which you are entering a party, gathering or even a meeting where you strive to make a statement.

"What are you weaving for the concert tonight?"
"What was Hero weaving at the meeting today with all the lawyers?"
"What tangled web are we weaving tonight?"

by newbrand October 14, 2022

Weave

The art of dodging hands

Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate

by DaNeekers January 7, 2022

weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018