butter boner

When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.
ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.
by mbph666 October 12, 2010
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Smooth as Butter

A term used by plane spotters to describe a smooth or soft landing that you can't feel or barely feel inside the cabin
Ex 1 :
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.

Ex 2:

Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!
by daddydonald69 May 03, 2017
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Nutter Butter

The equivalent of Swamp Ass on your balls. In other words, it's when your junk is really sweaty.
Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.

Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.
by Trombone73 July 03, 2016
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Poo Butter

Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.

Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.

Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.

Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.

Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?

Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:

- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
by Dr Landers April 24, 2006
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buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
by Nice_and_greasy_slips_in_easy October 21, 2005
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As she sat down driving all day she was producing major Goose Butter
by Don Menna March 06, 2017
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dipped in butter

fitted lookin clean from head to toe...AKA dipped in sauce
by justine from the bay March 04, 2005
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