Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
Get the Douche Warriormug. by AFrica May 27, 2015
Get the Fupa warriormug. by 10bands.com March 21, 2017
Get the hallway warriormug. Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021
Get the Weekend Warriormug. (1) A yoga position that is very difficult to accomplish correctly. Starting in warrior one clasp your hands behind your back and reach your hands toward the sky. Then lean forward and round your back.
(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(1) I knew a Samurai who was a humble warrior. He was a master swordsman but chose to keep his sword sheathed during the vast majority of battles.
by HumbleWarrior December 20, 2018
Get the Humble Warriormug. My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017
Get the kitchen warriormug. The act of removing a bloody tampon from your partner's menstruating vagina with your teeth, followed by a violent thrashing of your head side to side in order to paint your cheeks red like a native American warrior preparing for battle. Simultaneously, you penetrate your partner while screaming a traditional native American battle cry.
In order to show my girlfriend how much I love her, I performed the Indian Warrior for our Tenth Anniversary.
by Dr. Infant January 19, 2017
Get the Indian Warriormug.