Fat Twin

A person that is so similar to you that they are like your twin especially in eating habits and personality

We were so similar we were like Fat twins

by 420buttstuff March 18, 2017

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twin-hopping

the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively

twin-hopper: "hey! I was just talking to billy!"

bob: "god damnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!"

by Dan O'Brien L. March 27, 2009

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Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".

"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.

by BIG daddy's lil mama. November 13, 2018

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Tonsil twins

When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins

Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?

Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!

by Gayratt January 19, 2021

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hemifraternal twins

Children conceived by superfetation with multiple fathers.

"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"

"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."

"But you're white and he's black..."

"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"

by ManTown April 14, 2012

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