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touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009
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Touch me not

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another male/female does all the giving and no receiving. Basically does not let u touch on her well only in certain places
for example some girls only like kisses and hugs and maybe hickeys and they don’t let u go below the waist. on the other hand they’ll do whatever u want them to do to you , SHES A TOUCH ME NOT !
by HAJJAH M September 6, 2021
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touching the rabbit

That moment, when you stare into the dark empty space of your soul towards the outside, and you realise you are too slow even for yourself, but at the same time, you do acknowledge the fact that you are a reciever-transmitter to yourself.
Hey man, I thought you were out, but I see now that you were just touching the rabbit!
by Diavolul July 5, 2015
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grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.
dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
by bbm gc November 12, 2020
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touch it in the back

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"
Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.
by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007
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touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with
John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.
by Wong Man September 7, 2009
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A Woman's Touch

by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021
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