When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another male/female does all the giving and no receiving. Basically does not let u touch on her well only in certain places
for example some girls only like kisses and hugs and maybe hickeys and they don’t let u go below the waist. on the other hand they’ll do whatever u want them to do to you , SHES A TOUCH ME NOT !
by HAJJAH M September 6, 2021

That moment, when you stare into the dark empty space of your soul towards the outside, and you realise you are too slow even for yourself, but at the same time, you do acknowledge the fact that you are a reciever-transmitter to yourself.
by Diavolul July 5, 2015

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
by bbm gc November 12, 2020

by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?
Tony: He's touching base.
John: That's too bad.
Tony: He's touching base.
John: That's too bad.
by Wong Man September 7, 2009

by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021
