US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.
by 248Observer January 2, 2008
Get the Spice Tartmug. by FALKLANDSX November 29, 2016
Get the trash spicemug. Jamie spice
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
by Jamie spice June 25, 2021
Get the Jamie spicemug. by Absolute spice January 5, 2018
Get the Absolute spicemug. Double it up!!!!
by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016
Get the Birthday Spicemug. The stand of the female major ally Trish Una from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo.
Spice Girl has the ability to "Soften" Objects, causing them to become more elastic & durable. SG can even soften moving objects and un-soften them, making them retain their kenetic energy. (Its called Spicy Lady in other countries, which is gay.)
Spice Girl has the ability to "Soften" Objects, causing them to become more elastic & durable. SG can even soften moving objects and un-soften them, making them retain their kenetic energy. (Its called Spicy Lady in other countries, which is gay.)
by Neigeush September 14, 2019
Get the Spice Girlmug. by b3nis May 29, 2018
Get the Bumpkin Spicemug.