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Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.
That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.
by 248Observer January 2, 2008
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trash spice

A slang term for the seasoning known as Lemon Pepper.
Can I have some extra trash spice on my burger?
by FALKLANDSX November 29, 2016
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Jamie spice

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty
Waahhhh it's a jamie spice
by Jamie spice June 25, 2021
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Absolute spice

That lass looks absolute spice
by Absolute spice January 5, 2018
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Birthday Spice

Double it up!!!!
Can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?
by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016
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Spice Girl

The stand of the female major ally Trish Una from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo.
Spice Girl has the ability to "Soften" Objects, causing them to become more elastic & durable. SG can even soften moving objects and un-soften them, making them retain their kenetic energy. (Its called Spicy Lady in other countries, which is gay.)
"Spice Girl!"
"WANNNNNAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
by Neigeush September 14, 2019
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Bumpkin Spice

The pungent odor of a smelly bumpkin on a hot day
"dude, when that guy walked by I totally got a whiff of some nasty bumpkin spice."
by b3nis May 29, 2018
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