Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

Spank Bank

The part of the brain where the male mind stores images for later self-gratification.

One guy: "You see that honey's booty?"
Second Guy: "Yep! It's goin' in the spank bank."

by CleverinDenver March 12, 2009

Spank Vision

Watching porn on the computor or TV

Perry is watching Spank Vision and playing with the Clit Commander again

by Edwardo1 January 10, 2009

Spank Mag

When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.

a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.

every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it

spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it

"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."

(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."

by alecisaplaya March 5, 2009

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.

If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.

by PMax March 9, 2008