Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK October 14, 2008

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Muck

1) To make out.
2) to fuck something up royally

"Holy fuck dude.. you should see the whale you mucked with on the d-floor"

"hey did we muck faces last night?"

"dude... you mucked er good"

"ah fuck.. you mucked that one up good didn't you"

by chucknader December 9, 2009

Muck Dugout

The act of mucking ones arsehole.

(A female partners arsehole)

Dude... Jake was totally mucking her dugout lastnight!!! EW!

Dude i Muck dugout last night... for the first time... gross

by muckbarn May 7, 2011

muck-lucking

the act of motor-boating old saggy boobs

I was totally muck-lucking your mom last night.

by Prof. jubjub June 16, 2010

muck fingers

fingers that have been into a muckhole aka bum hole

I've got Muck fingers from last night

by Frosty85 February 4, 2009

Mucks

Shrooms

"Dude, you know where I can find some mucks?"
"We're mucking on Tuesday"

by Tessbee November 30, 2014