A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe
by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.