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by flame wolf April 21, 2017
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Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
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Headset Bonk

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.
Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025
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Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni
Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head
by poggerspepega August 31, 2020
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Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.
Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs
by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020
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Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.
Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."
by XersuiluB November 25, 2019
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Bonk

Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound
OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
by 555nate555 November 28, 2022
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