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Spidermanning

Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate

Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl
by JellySaurus May 17, 2017
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Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.
Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years
by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021
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Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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Spiderman

After you smash and go to pee, a spider-man is when the cum and pee mix and hit the toilet bowl, creating a long web. extremely rare.
hey babe, come check this shit out!!! i just hit a spiderman!!!
by Guierrmo The 3 July 10, 2019
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Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
by BigDaaave April 24, 2017
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Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot
"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."
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spiderman sign

The spidey hand gesture means "I love you" in ASL (American sign language)
Yo he did the spiderman sign in their insta story he must love her
by anonymous January 19, 2023
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