Rusty Drain

A sexual fetish or sexual move where after pooping, one does not wipe well enough and leaves poop on the butthole then gets their ass eaten

My buddy is a little weird, he asks girls to not wipe so he can get a rusty drain.

by Insertfunnyname June 7, 2018

Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.

My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful

by Hixkix915 February 8, 2017

rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018

rusty gamehead

When a sick redkneck shoots his "game" pulls his penis out and fuck it in the butt, after this gutting the "game" pulling out the heart and inserting his dick in the heart at a rapid pace untill it is ripped in half. Thus the rusty gamehead.

gail get some rusty gamehead tonight.

by kat232323 October 27, 2011

rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac March 11, 2016

Rusty Muck

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021