Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009

How to describe a person that has been fucked so hard or for so long that their body flops around like puppet with every pounding thrust.
About 3-hours into the surprise gangbang party my wife was a pouncing bouncing spit roasted piston puppet. I warned her about trying to party too hard in the beginning but she's loves looking like a cock pierced voodoo doll within the 1st hour.
by Crumpedout_27 April 27, 2019

A Puppet (human, animal, alien, etc.) Or a stuffed toy that is used to masturbate into or onto. Male or Female although most won't admit it at some point they probably had a Stuff Puppet.
by CavernReaper April 7, 2023

by the horn bag April 6, 2017

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
