jamaican ganja tour

a very long journey through jamaica were in the ganja consumed would match that of your body weight
jamaican ganja tour....got milk?
by best thing ever August 15, 2008
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jamaican bobsled team

v.
similar to a tobagon

the act of four black guys gangbanging a chick on top of a staircase and then riding her down.
The hooker asked, "Would you negros care for a jamaican bobsled team?"
by yea bro August 09, 2007
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Jamaican chimney sweep

A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.
Man, Shelley was pissing me off, so after sex i gave her the Jamaican Chimney sweep.
by Master_T_ October 11, 2006
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Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.
Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"
by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009
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Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.
Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."
by The Drizzler September 24, 2008
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Jamaican snow angel

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.
by Albert Brady May 06, 2009
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Jamaican Butt Rape

When one Jamaican dominates another Jamaican in insexual matrimony
by JustSh4tmySelf July 15, 2016
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