Dalton Georgia

The carpet capital of the world, full of hispanics and rednecks. It's a decent town with nothing to do but go bowling or out to eat. If you ever plan on coming to Dalton.....don't.

Person 1: I wanna go to Dalton Georgia.
Person2: Don't, that place is boring.

by Lordkrackle October 14, 2021

Dalton

Literally a fat piece of shit.

Dalton: Hey Guys!
Me: Shut your stupid fat fucking mouth, go on a diet already

Dalton: :(

by Daltons Friend October 8, 2020

Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Dalton

A queer with a bad case of swamp ass.

Ew look at dalton he has a bad case of swamp ass it smells like shit

by Your friendly neighborhood flb March 6, 2019

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020