Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.

Don’t be a “dalton”…

by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024

Dalton

He's a thug, he likes to ride in the rarri you know rich gang. He is cool cause he ride in the rarri son. "You need to ice up pimps, cause we is thugs."

Dalton is a thug, cause he just is ya know.

by hosè16 January 18, 2017

Daltonism

The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.

His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.

by BigupsLiquidRichard July 5, 2022

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020