penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule September 03, 2015

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 01, 2018

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009

Clock twerk

Is when you twerk in a circle.

Damn, that bitch knows how to clock twerk! She must be related to Cardi B

by Bootycheeckclappin August 25, 2019

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 19, 2018

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018