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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
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Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
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Andrew Blank

that dude needs to stop being Andrew Blank
by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
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Blank

A real nigga from Baton Rouge who steps on shit is a real blood/slime and bangs 4KT & 5SMT
That’s that nigga Blank
by Info broker November 21, 2021
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Blank

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Hello.
Blank.
That means nothing.
by an orangutan who died on November 23, 2021
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Blank minded

People often feel like their minds and their bodies are in different places. Far from an exotic experience. Many times, people's minds seem to go “somewhere else” so attention becomes disconnected from perception, and people's minds wander to times and places removed from the current environment. At other times, however, people's minds may seem to go nowhere at all—they simply disappear
by Jsjsbdjdj March 19, 2021
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can't be blank

can't be blank
can't be blank
by CorgulantCaster44 December 22, 2020
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