29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021

July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 27, 2022

October 29

October 29 is when you give your Boyfriend/Girlfriend your hoodie day!

Jimmy:Today's October 29 give your hoodie to her!!

by PlanktonFromSpongebob October 28, 2019

October 29

On this day in 1942, Bob Ross was born. In 2019, it would be his 77th birthday! But if only he was still alive to celebrate it...

Today is October 29, and is Bob Ross' birthday! We miss you, please come back home, dad! :-(

by rhearmas October 29, 2019

October 29

Slap your shortest friend day!

Man 1: Yo man today's October 29 you know what that means?
Man 2: No
Man 1: *Slaps Man 2*
Man 2: Yo man what was that for?
Man 1: its slap your shortest friend day

by pennytenny826 October 28, 2019

december 29

big black chuncky men are born on this day

its december 29!! happy bday raquis!! you big black chuncky man!!

by zaddywaddy69 May 31, 2023

October 29

October 29 is a day to take group pics with you’re group of friends and post it on snap

Cindy:hey mariana it’s October 29th.

Mariana:oh yeah let’s call our friends so we can take group pics!

by Idk.im.random October 28, 2019