pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

nose typing

when you use your nose instead of your fingers to type. almost always comes out as a random jumble of letters that don't at all resemble what you meant to say.

Nose Typing: 89 np09kife3b5690 bt5gfr8debvgd3eu7trhyj6ghy9ere3

What I wanted to say (Translation): i love typing with my nose

by 625amk November 24, 2009

thirst typing

When someone is so horny on a camsite whatever they type looks like they mashed their dick on the keyboard until it looked like words.

Examples of "Thirst Typing":
WOW BB UR BOBBIES
im sO HONRY
i mrstrbte 4u
u wan sum fukkk??

by mehgysgsh July 23, 2017

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

type-tied

Type-tied is when you're so shy that you don't know what to write in chat with someone. Like tongue tied but even more pathetic. FML.

He was flirting with me in private messages and I was totes type-tied. Couldn't think of anything to say, write. Mind went blank, brain freeze.

by Juljul November 28, 2013

Sleep Typing

Just typing when sleeping on your freaking keyboard

me:Hello?
My brother: idhaoihdeioahiodshwuahsiudwhsakhdkjwhkskadbwidideidieohdaohdowhidshodhwoidhsiohaoiwhofhoehoshdihaohsdoihwoiahiodh enteirnenrnerinerienrer0210129019201921
me: wth are you sleep typing 0_0

by Abdallayes January 22, 2021

type polio

when you spell all the words wrong on the internet -though you known how to spell it right- you've got type polio.
is known in 2 forms:

-breezer slut version:

girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:

boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???

by latinlovergrammarhater June 27, 2010