Colgate Surprise

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008

Surprise Juice

surprise juice is accidental spurt

i played with my thing and it made surprise juice

by patricia October 1, 2003

snowball surprise

when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*

Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..

by Reek December 15, 2008

mudslide surprise

Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise

Last night me and Mary had the biggest mudslide surprise

by McGuyver Hatchcock December 7, 2006

Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.

Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood

by surprise baby March 30, 2009

tranny surprise

the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing

When i woke up the next morning, i was in for a tranny surprise!

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009