Steady Eddie

Easy Now, Don't even go there.

"I think you are an idiot and i want to kill you" Steady Eddie.

by Ray Russell December 31, 2004

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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

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Steady talking

A term in which an individual approve and compliments another in whatever they say

Hey man, you steady talking, thanks for helping me out with that bag of poop

by SingaporeanVibes March 15, 2020

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Steady As She Goes

An awesome Album/Song by legendary punk/ska band "Voodoo Glow Skulls," which has been defiled due to the recent popularity of "The Raconteurs'" song by the same name. We promise the former of the two is better.

"Hey dude"

"Sup man."

"I was listening to "Steady As She Goes yesterday, and..."

"Isn't that an annoying song by the Raconteurs?"

"NO! GODDAMMIT I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT!"

"Whoa dude, calm down."

"Sorry."

by WorldStrike July 25, 2007

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