You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?
by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

Opposition stall-warts are good-hating ugly political warts that pop up everywhere. In USA they block or delay Covid relief measures. In India they block Parliament, Roads or even reforms. In UK they block Brexit. These stall-warts are ugly undesirable features and keep popping up in every country.
by AJMOH February 2, 2021

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.
by OJD1 May 29, 2018

Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023

by PetuniaButt January 31, 2015

It's not my fault the plane crashed, it's a bad design because it tip stalled when I tried to fly it like a loaf of bread.
by M0j0Risin October 11, 2022

describes an effort to install an application that hangs interminably or freezes the whole operating system.
by geewhiz August 24, 2012
