a stupid dumb bitch who thinks vaping is a personality trait. jace spark lacks social skills and like to turn to his friends when he encounters and kind of conflict
by i took a shit October 22, 2019
Get the Jace spark mug.The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
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Jackson: What’s good?
Jamal: Katelyn invited us to chill at her crib.
Jackson: Just chill?
Jamal: Well nah, we gonna be play darts and junk.
Jackson: Darts?! Man who wanna play darts?! That junk is spark!
Jackson: What’s good?
Jamal: Katelyn invited us to chill at her crib.
Jackson: Just chill?
Jamal: Well nah, we gonna be play darts and junk.
Jackson: Darts?! Man who wanna play darts?! That junk is spark!
by Anime Music July 7, 2022
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Sparking someone is beating the absolute living shit out of that person, it's a bit like jumping someone but in a way more serious manner.
Usually heard in Ireland or Britain coming out of the mouth of a gang member
Sparking someone is beating the absolute living shit out of that person, it's a bit like jumping someone but in a way more serious manner.
Usually heard in Ireland or Britain coming out of the mouth of a gang member
"I swear I'm gonna spark him if he gets smart with me again"
"Did you hear about Lee? The Clarkes got him on his knees and sparked him"
"Did you hear about Lee? The Clarkes got him on his knees and sparked him"
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Get the Spark plug mug.Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
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